Thursday, August 4, 2011

Thursday "Onion Tribute" Protest News Round Up


Governor Walker declares Wisconsin disease free, edits Wikipedia to highlight this new fact 

ALEC complains of being held hostage to Wisconsin interests, says was only trying to help

Republicans would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!


New district line goes through Representative Jorgensen's kitchen.  Tough choices will have to be made.

Reince Priebus tests media on pronunciation of his name. If mispronounced, news report is to reflect on Walker's greatness.  

Recall Race: One candidate climbs out the window to meet constituents, another smiles while voting against public schools.  For 5 points, which one is compared to a bear?

How many recalled Republican Senators does it take to screw in a light bulb?  One and his name is Scott Walker

Intelligent woman writes a passionate letter to Stone Head of Easter Island

Having determined that it is harder to fire a teacher than a politician, causes State Senator to re-evaluate his career choice

Republican State Senate candidate makes a hypocritical statement.  In related news, Sun rises in the East and sets in the West.

After repeatedly calling black that which is white, Scott Walker admits to being color blind and relying for years on Koch Chart of Colors for guidance.

Republican Senators determined to set a record on spending by a losing candidate

In an attempt to salvage her campaign, Senator Darling considers a name change.

‪Brady Bunch reunion urges ouster of Senator Olsen

Democrats salivate at opportunity to once again salvage defeat from the jaws of victory


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